My Stand Up Comedy Performance

Maybe I'm going through a mid life crisis but when TimeOut KL magazine announced that they were having stand up comedy performances, I jumped at the opportunity. So, ladies and gentleman, let me tell you this. I've gone camping alone, got lost in the jungle when I lost the GPS, hung around in tiger infested areas, explored the depths of the Belum rainforest, had my BCD hose explode while I was 60metres deep and took a ride in a Nuri helicopter. All these episodes never shook me to the core of my bones but an hour before my stand up comedy was the scariest moment in my life. My palms were sweaty, I paced up and down and words cannot describe how petrified I was to try to make people laugh. So here goes :
My attempt in stand up comedy

Let me know your verdict.